Hate Box: Why The Hype Train Needs To Crash


This weekend saw E3 2015 come to a close – another year of shameless willy-waving, showboating, empty promises and of course, a seemingly never ending golden piss stream of CGI trailers and hollow vertical slices of gameplay we’ll never experience. There was great stuff too of course, but that’s been covered at length in many outlets elsewhere. What I want to talk to you about is bullshit. Pure, unadulterated bullshit. Continue reading

Can Syndicate Revitalize Assassins Creed?


Assassin’s Creed Syndicate was finally revealed yesterday in a bold PR move from Ubisoft. After the lukewarm reception of the bug-plagued Unity, developers Ubisoft Quebec needed to come out with all guns firing – but can they give the series the boost it needs or are the game playing public suffering from Creed fatigue?

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10 Last Gen Games That Simply Must Be Re-mastered


This latest generation of consoles is quickly becoming recognised for the constant influx of previously released titles that are receiving re-releases on them, these offer varying levels of additional work being carried out on them in order to keep them attractive for gamers interested in seeing their new hardware given more of a strenuous workout. With the next crop of big new releases falling further and further away from us (Remedy’s Quantum Break being the latest victim, falling back to next year), this glut of rehashes doesn’t look like it’s a trend that’s going away anytime soon, so, with that in mind, I look at some of the best games yet to receive this treatment, and explain why I think they should be propping up the dilapidated 2015 release schedule. Continue reading

Want To Win A Copy Of The Witcher 3?

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Of course you do!

Just follow these instructions – it’s easy!


Simply like and share the Witcher post at the top of the page – alternatively you can comment below!

The winner will be announced during our next FatCast, so you can listen and find out if you’ve won.

Good luck!

FATcast #22: Anti-beard terrorists


It’s FATcast time!

In this episode Dave, Matt and Sam are joined by Irish rogue Doug who talks BLOODBORNE.

Mortal Kombat, Star Wars, Warhammer and beard haters are also discussed – listen below!

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Friday Feeling: Brilliant Games That FLOPPED!

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Most of the time, the games that deserve it receive critical and commercial success and all is well with the world. Hey, sometimes games that aren’t particularly good sell spectacularly well! There are times, though, where truly excellent games are praised to high-heaven… and no bugger buys them. Here are 5…

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